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If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on the planet.

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I’d tell you how I really feel, but I wasn’t born with enough middle fingers to express myself in this case.

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You’re about as useful as an ashtray on a motorcycle.

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Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

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You don't need some beauty sleep, you need to hibernate.

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"I asked my dad for his best dad joke and he said, 'You.'”

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What do you call a group of students dying from coding all night A. bootcamp students during project week

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e door so I make you get some work done!

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Knock knock, whose there? It's me, your boss, open the door so I make you get some work done!

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This cowboy walks into a bar and orders a beer. His hat is made of brown wrapping paper, his shirt and vest are made of waxed paper, and his chaps, pants, and boots are made of tissue paper. Pretty soon they arrest him for rustling.

Bar Jokes

So there was this dyslexic guy who walked into a bra.

Bar Jokes

Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, "Olive or Twist?"

Bar Jokes

A man walks into a bar with a chunk of asphalt under one arm. The man says, "Beer, please, and one for the road."

Bar Jokes

A mushroom walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender tells him to get out. The mushroom says, “Why? I’m a fun-guy.”

Bar Jokes

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Bar Jokes

A man was born in 1952 and died in 1932. How is that possible? The room number was 1932.

Bar Jokes

Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth? A: Gummybear

Puns

Becoming a vegetarian is a big missed steak.

Puns

Shout out to the people who ask what the opposite of "in" is.

Puns

I'm only friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know Y.

Puns

Q. What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? A. A hippo is really heavy, and a Zippo is a little lighter.

Puns

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New Joke!

Puns

Knock knock, whose there? It's me, your boss, open the door so I make you get some work done!

Puns

Knock knock, whose there? It's me, your boss, open the door so I make you get some work done!

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Knock knock, whose there? It's me, your boss, open the door so I make you get some work done!

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some pun

Puns

An SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks: “Can I join you?”

Coding Jokes

The best thing about a Boolean is that even if you are wrong, you are only off by a bit.

Coding Jokes

Why was the JavaScript developer sad? Because he didn't Node how to Express himself.

Coding Jokes

The programmer got stuck in the shower because the instructions on the shampoo bottle said "Lather, Rinse, Repeat."

Coding Jokes

3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later they walked out...because they couldn't find a table!

Coding Jokes

git is one byte short of a four-letter word

Coding Jokes

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Coding Jokes

broma

Coding Jokes